AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

I want u … To be with me In a

I want u …To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Judai ki kasak liye

Judai ki kasak liye
teri yaad se jura aansoo
har shab meri aankh se tapka hay
guzry kal ki terha aaj ka din bhi
tum bin udaas guzarta hay … !!!

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

99/100 idiots would try it

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Tamam baywaqoofun ko ….

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai….
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho..

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit,
sucked,
swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
...BLOODY
…MOSQUITO !!!!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
saythat i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.....
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai..
Size normal he..
Mazboot he..
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he..
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain..
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera….LG KG 195

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday